Tom Wood's 3rd Annual 'The Float' Details And Tickets

Well, it should come as no surprise to anyone! Especially if you've had your hands on Yum Yum Bedlam. Tom Wood's 'The Float' is back for it's 3rd year!! With it's biggest weekend yet, this year's event looks to be something your ass better not miss!

First things first, let's run through this year's performers. Lyte, DJ Clay, Claas, Monster Dolls, Wiked Wood, La Purp, Rysk, Seen Loc, Lotz, Big Relik, and more to be announced! Next up, there's a whole truckload of events going on! Bare with me, as I lay them out for you! First and foremost, the float itself!! Enjoy a beautiful trip down spring river. A shuttle will take you up from the campground to the start point of the float. Tickets for the floats themselves are required outside of your GA ticket. For the OGs that love to game, there will be a Quest For Shangri-La tournament running on Friday, and an Into The Echoside tournament hosted by Ogre & Hatter, running on Sunday. On Friday night, there will be the Float Queen 2022 hosted by DJ Clay & Heather Marrs. What lucky lady will take home the crown of Float Queen? Be there to find out! Saturday night we've got Wizards Fire River Challenge, hosted by Gandalf The Green! Wanna burn your taste buds, and most likely your anus too? Head on over as your fed peppers of increasing heat, until there is only one person remaining! Late Saturday night, yours truly and the man himself TOM WOOD will host the first ever Mankini TV live. Who's showing up? What are we talking about? Will there be butthole spitting? Come and catch the first ever live Mankini TV and find out. On Sunday morning there's Championship Canoe and Raft Races, hosted by the legends, Scottie D and Tom Wood! This is gonna take skill, and definitely endurance, come ready! And finally on Sunday, Juggalo Toboggan, hosted by your favorite bikini clad gentleman! Look, I'm just gonna copy the description right from the site, because I have no better way of describing this:

Yea...I don't know about this one. Apparently, you'll be louging down a Slip-n-Slide on the back of an oiled up Juggalo, down a hill and into Spring River! I mean...what can go wrong? First to hit the water wins! This could be epic or a disaster, but it does sound pretty damn juggalo!

[caption id="attachment_212530" align="aligncenter" width="480"] Click to enlarge![/caption] Whew!! That's a lot to take in! Please, peel your wigs back and get readjusted, because now it's time for you to purchase your tickets! Below are the details of the ticketing. GA ticket $100 - includes access to the campground, all the events, performances and games. this ticket DOES NOT INCLUDE float trips, car/RV Pass, VIP pass. The Float $50 - the reason for the season! This ticket includes 1 seat on a canoe/raft, private shuttle to river, all amenities along the route, exclusive "The Float" experience separate from all other events, surprise events and guests, guided float hosted by Tom Wood, the premiere Spring River experience. This ticket DOES NOT INCLUDE General Admission Ticket, car/RV Pass, VIP pass, campground use Friday Fook-It Float $40 - This ticket includes 1 seat on a canoe/raft, pickup/dropoff from grounds, all amenities along the route, exclusive "Fook-It Float" experience separate from all other events. This ticket DOES NOT INCLUDE General Admission Ticket, car/RV Pass, VIP pass, campground use. Premium Campsite $80 - With a Premium Campsite you are guaranteed a campsite with easy access. These campsites all come with one electric outlet and are located directly on the banks of the beautiful Spring River or directly in merch row. Spots will go quickly so don't miss your chance to be in the middle of the action with a great view!

• This ticket DOES NOT include: General Admission (sold separately), Float passes, VIP pass.
• Purchase of this ticket includes: Guaranteed reserved Campsite, Road access. Power outlet at campsite. The right to keep your vehicle at your campsite for the duration of the event.

RV Pass $50 - This RV Pass allows you to bring your vehicle directly to your campsite. Once you are at your campsite your vehicle may not move for the duration of the event. No vehicles will be permitted to operate on grounds during "The Float". Secure parking with shuttle access will be available for all non "Car Pass" holders. (no semi trucks). This ticket DOES NOT include: General Admission (sold separately), Car pass, VIP pass, Float Passes, Campground use. Purchase of this ticket includes: Access for your RV/Bus into "The Float" grounds, The right to keep your vehicle at your campsite for the duration of the event. RV Site $50 -With a RV Campsite you are guaranteed a RV site with easy access. These campsites all come with one 50 amp electric outlet and are located conveniently just inside the grounds. Spots will go quickly so don't miss your chance to get your site within eyesight of main stage! This ticket DOES NOT include: General Admission (sold separately), Float passes, VIP pass.Purchase of this ticket includes: Guaranteed reserved campsite, Road access, Power outlet at campsite, RV Pass, The right to keep your RV, bus or trailer (no semi trucks) at your campsite for the duration of the event. Car Pass $25 - This car pass allows you to bring your vehicle directly to your campsite. Once you are at your campsite your vehicle may not move for the duration of the event. No vehicles will be permitted to operate on grounds during “The Float”. Secure parking with shuttle access will be available for all non “Car Pass” holders. (no semi trucks, buses or Large RVs). This ticket DOES NOT include: General Admission (sold separately), RV pass, VIP pass, Float Passes, Campground use. Purchase of this ticket includes: Access for your car/truck/van into “The Float” grounds, The right to keep your vehicle at your campsite for the duration of the event. Tickets are available now at www.tomwoodfloat.com