Suspended Animation - Esham

Yaknow.. Ima just say it here and now. I am labeling myself the Official RLP Reviewer for Faygoluvers from now on cuz looking at the reviews I've done it seems I've done 4 RLP Reviews so it's fitting that I would do that. Anyways enough bullshittin'. let's get on with this Review! If "Sacrifical Lambz" and "I Ain'tcha Homey" didn't convince ya that Esham's back on that horror/shock value rap that put him on the map... THIS ALBUM WILL! 29 Tracks of pure insanity. "Subatomic (Featuring King Solomon)" is the first song I think of when you wanna bump some new Esham. It gives you a reminder of Food Stamp from "Mail Dominance" and Back in the day from "Repentance". It's just a relaxing song that you wanna groove to. "Ronald Mcdonald" is Old School Esham straight up Ninjas! Just a random song for all those who want to go Postal when Micky-D's fucks up your order... Well in this song Good Ol' Black Hitler made all your homicidal fantasies come true here! It's great man. Just fuckin' awesome. THANK YOU E FOR MAKING ALL OUR DREAMS COME TRUE! A song that really makes me bob my head is "You Don't Luv Me (Featuring Ruin Your Life. A punk band from Adrian, Michigan. They've opened up for now legendary punk bands such as Sick Of It All and NOFX.)" which is your typical "you hate Esham, you hate Detroit" song. It's a good song to light up a smoke to. "Horrible" is Esham at his intense saying everybody's name just to prove a point. He even calls out Magic Johnson, The Octomom, and WWE Star Chris Jericho (JERICHO!?) for Christ sakes. Now the most 360 you're ever gonna hear is the following 2 songs. First we got "Thanx" which is Esham thanking everybody who bought the CD and going to all the shows.... Nice lil message eh? Then you're hearing something else and BAM! You hear "But No Thanx" which is Esham just tellin' everyone who don't go to shows and who downloads album leaks to suck a big dick with AIDS and sars mixed together. DAMN! When did E turn to Lars Ulrich? Now all you reading this that just got outta jail for some bullshit ya'll ain't left out ether! Cuz Esham brings the pain to the police with the song "Police (Featuring Daniel Jordan)" and gives you all another "FUCK THA POLICE" anthem for the new century! This album is just insane man. It's destined to be yet another Underground classic from the man who paved the way for ICP, Eminem, Kid Rock, Twiztid, Bedlam, Syko Sam (yes all you sam-heads and GA DA's, E's to blame!), Flatlinerz, Insane Poetry, Necro, Blaze, AMB, Boondox, and every single horrorcore/acid rapper and group that's come down since DAY O-N-E! That's all Ima say on this end. 5 outta mothafuckin' 5 outcha atomsphere! Tracklisting 1. All The Time 2. Closed Doors 3. Subatomic Ft King Solomon 4. Ronald Mcdonald 5. Stop Sellin' Me Drugs 6. Suspended Animation 7. Triggernometry 8. Designer Drugs 9. RLP Logo 10. ?????? 11. You Don't Luv Me Ft Ruin Your Life 12. Electromagnetic 13. Horrible 14. Poultry 15. Sensory Deprivation 16. Get A Room 17. U Can Die 18. Private Hotel Party 19. Worst Place To Me 20. Killa Pu$$y Ft Ruin Your Life 21. American Made 22. ?????? 23. Don't Wake Me Up 24. Gumball 3000 Ft Ruin Your Life 25. Thanx Ft Ruin Your Life 26. But No Thanx 27. Police Ft Daniel Jordan 28. How Come 29. Home Ft Ruin Your Life Websites MySpace.com/TheEshamHomePage AcidRap.com