Startin' Floods - Wombstretcha The Magnificent

Wombstretcha, these are just two normal guys. Normal guys who don't give a fuck, these dudes will leave a dead bodies arm hanging out the back of a trunk doin 67MPH while kids are goin through a crosswalk to "special education" classes. Burstin' on the scene straight out the womb, stretchin the walls the whole way out Wombstretcha and Statutory Ray take a rap style mastered by the likes of Muck Sticky, any rhyming 12year old, and the OG himself, Danny K. Their shit is straight funny, if you've got the sense of humor fitting for a Tromo Horror Classic video. The production on this disc doesn't seem to be all too bad. These two just try and flow all over everything and sometimes their "flow" sounds generic and played out. Yet what they manage to express while bobbing their heads on beat is some of the most fucked up, weird, straight outta left field shit i've ever heard: ex.) "Oh Snap" - "you and me and baby makes three, threes a crowd and 2's companys, so you and stomach and baby meet knee, down comes the baby from the baby tree." Now i know what you're thinking, these two aren't the first to rap on; maming, eating, or raping babies. But the way that this song starts out showing it may be a sequal to a song called "Baby Steps" where you throw your bitch down the stairs instead of getting an abortion. This song takes place in a trailor, for those of you who don't have the luxury of stairs. Another thing i found most entertaining about this album was "Track 6". That shit was my favorite. It opens with Womb. talking to Ray and how he heard the whole album. It's great until one small problem is discovered. There is no track for slot six. And so "Track 6 feat. 12welve Gauge, MikeNike, Haf-Dolla, and Anybody Thrilla." Theres only one thing that could boost this track beyond the greatnersst of W&R, and that's guests! They don't fuckin car as long as they can rap and are black. If you study the guests listed on the track they all have names similarly familiar to underground sensations Tech N9ne, feminem, 50cent, and the Anybody Killa. It may be as if he's dissing them, but he may not, i can't tell. These dudes are funny as fuck, not something i would throw in during a party, but it's something i would want to hear when I'm in the drunk mode where i wanna hear funny shit, fo sho. Check em' out yourself you have the internet at your fingertips, don't take my word for it be your own judge, nutgobbler. Tracklisting 01. Startin' Floods 02. Dead Horse 03. Pop, Pop! 04. Tramp Collector 05. Oh, Snap! 06. Track 6 07. Gravy (Without the Lumps) 08. Fucking Polite 09. Lost it in 'Nam 10. Cant' Say "Nigga" 11. Box Lunch 12. Stop Sign 13. Kiss Me Where I Pee (or You'll Get My Wang in Your Shithole) 14. Glove and Rockets 15. Pink Bunnies 16. Change Da Urf Websites Wombstretcha.com MySpace.com/WombstretchaTheMagnificent