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a bird is perched on a birdbath, absently frolicking the day away. it decides to hop down into the yard, get a lil grass between its toes, ya know? after a few moments, it hears a rattle coming from behind. the bird looks over its shoulder, and sees a large rattlesnake lookin right back. bird says, 'look, rattlesnake... i dont like you, cuz youre fuckin mean and all, but i do like hangin out here. so lets just get along, and be ourselves. but im gonna do whatever i please, and youre gonna have to live with it.' snake stares the bird dead in the eye [so theres no confusion], and says, 'didnt you hear the fuckin rattle? this <em>is</em> me being myself, stupid.' without another word, bird skewers the snakes head shut with its talons, severs the snakes spinal cord with its beak, and then flaps off to enjoy a warm meal with the baby falcons. the baby snakes dont get shit.

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