Intro

Hey anybody wanna hear something dirty?  Well ya know you're gonna have to help me  You know that old building next to the Indian burial grounds  Well word has it there's a chest buried underneath the floor boards under the stairway there  And inside it there's all type of dirty history  Left behind by this crazy warrior  And people say if it was ever dug up  It would bring this guy back around  Then he would spread all these messages himself  So now that I've told you all  Do you still wanna hear something dirty?  Ok, follow me  Look, there's the stairway  Come on, hurry up let's pull up these floor boards  Look there it is help me pull it up  Quick, give me something to break off this lock  Cool now help me open it up  What the –