GWAR lead vocalist Blothar Disses Juggalos

In a recently released interview Blothar, the new lead vocalist for GWAR has some rather harsh things to say about Juggalos and ICP. This comes as a surprise since GWAR had plans to tour with ICP before the untimely death of Oderus Urungus. I'm not sure if these comments are serious or not. I do know GWAR posted this interview on their Facebook page.
From thegreatsouthernbrainfart.com:
Should we tweet Giorgio Tsoukalous right now and see what the fuck is up with that? That dude with the weird hair? He’s a fucking douchebag. I’m gonna rape him to pieces. Him and that Von Erik Shmoltzer or whatever his name is. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that I’m going to fuck them and eat them. The only thing dumber than those guys are Juggalos. ============================================== It’s no surprise that GWAR hates Juggalos. I’m curious what our fans would think if GWAR went on tour with Insane Clown Posse. They’d probably hate us. Get your readers to write in about that one. If I could get my hands on one of those guys I would shove a three liter bottle of Faygo so far up his ass. I would just love that. Just force feed one of those stupid fucking clowns some Faygo. ============================================== Maybe this wouldn’t be a bad idea. GWAR could tour with ICP and then in every town just kill all the Juggalos ridding the Earth of them forever. It would be kind of like natural selection. Yeah. Well honestly, Juggalos are the greatest human beings on Earth. Never have I seen a group of more intelligent, passionate, dedicated, sincere, deeply thoughtful human beings than at a Juggalo gathering. Wonderful women. Ladies and gentlemen conducting themselves in a manner than reflects centuries of good breeding and human tradition. The true potential of humanity is embodied in the Juggalos. That’s my take on it. ============================================== You’ve really figured this out. What are we missing then and how can get what you’re getting out of the Juggalos? Clearly what you need to do is drop a bunch of acid, think about being a serial killer, listen to 2nd rate knock off hip hop music, and have sex with Chlamydia ridden whores in a big muddy field. That, my friend, is the path to enlightenment. It’s the pinnacle of human civilization. It’s the most that you humans can hope for.
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