FLH's Bizarro World Casting Call!

"This is our world, so get the fuck out!" This is your resident Dark Carnival Gypsy, the Lady J-Rach, broadcasting live across the airwaves, taking over the front page, upside the head of all you loonie lovely people out there doin the dang thang in this here Faygoluvers Heaven. How you doin, fam? See normally, I don't post on the front page. Never have before. I typically mind my own in a little Features section that we here at FLH like to call Lette's Respect. You heard of it? What's that, ladies? I see y'all. I am writing today on the news feed to slap you upside the head with some very special Gathering information. This time around, I'm talking about a little jump off that them Psychopathic Records Dons been callin...

BIZARRO WORLD!!!!

Ohhhhhh snap.

Now, the plan for Bizarro World, as we here at FLH understand it, basically equates Spazmatic-on-Crack (and not literally). As the Psychopathic Sensai himself Jumpsteady indicated in his exclusive Faygoluvers.net interview earlier in the week, this is a Spazmatic-type hangout space. But there's a twist! There are about two dozen non-music-related performers slated for the Bizarro World area, who will be doing their thing all night long, from fire breathing, to dancing, to drum circles, to magic, to freakshow shit, to all kinds of hidden freshness, circus style. But that's just the start of it. Because if you listen to Jumpsteady's interview, the real goal is to have Bizarro World run nonstop, with the juggalos and juggalettes themselves joining in and adding to the spectacle. In short, we, the fam, are the ones that are being challenged to bring the real freshness to this circle. How many times have you been at the Gathering and heard from main stage: "The real show is out there with you all!" And that is exactly what Bizarro World is trying to encompass. While battle raps and other emceeing is encouraged on the Peep This Shit Stage, for Bizarro World, we are talking about all kinds of entertainment and creative endeavors. And that's anything you decide to bring. Yes, YOU. Look, it's no secret that I am a visual artist who has been doing her thing for nearly ten years on the Gathering grounds, bringing that creativity vibe. Thus I feel I'd be amiss if I didn't take a moment to ask everybody to join forces with me in Bizarro World. Let's get creative! I feel it is really time for us to ignite the creative energy to combat any darkness thrown at us by whatever lawsuit or FBI staleness. What better way than through art? We gotta take that darkness and make our own carnival. So what I am proposing is straight-up art therapy in the Bizarro World, where the crowd become the performers and the script is flipped. It's like this: The theme of Bizarro World is creative community. It is a place for creative people to come together and bring the flavor. Remember in '05 when them ninjas made a giant bong out of a doghouse? Yeah, I seen you stoners. I wish I had pictures. That's what I'm talking about! Or remember when that gypsy chick made a giant 20-foot-tall teepee back in Cave-In-Rock? She was so tiny, which made it even more epic! She is the spirit of Bizarro World. And, speaking of which, remember when those two creepy fortune-teller chicks put up a tarot reading tent and read everyone's cards for like four days straight last Gathering? [caption id="attachment_82336" align="alignnone" width="400"] Scottie D remembers![/caption] Yup, it's like that too. Or how about this: [caption id="attachment_82332" align="alignnone" width="400"] Random art for art's sake[/caption] Or this: [caption id="attachment_82333" align="alignnone" width="300"] The Illusive Chicken Man![/caption] Or this: [caption id="attachment_82334" align="alignnone" width="400"] Juggalo Coloring Book Flava![/caption] Or even this: [caption id="attachment_82331" align="alignnone" width="400"] Spooky creatures of the night![/caption] This is the spirit of Bizarro World....It is who we really are. Creative, funny, awesome, colorful, and clowns. And that is why I am writing here. This is your Bizarro World community casting call. I encourage you to join in and participate in the Bizarro World festivities, for art's sake. Bring whatever flavor or magic you got. Come prepared with a trick up your sleeve and impress and entertain your fellow juggalos. If you have a flavor to bring, then bring it. You want to have an impromptu backyard wrestling match with your homie? You want to wear and ape suit and chase somebody in a banana suit for hours on end? You wanna do backflips or play the ukulele? You want to braid hair or work on your rhymes? You don't need to get up on stage or anything if you a little shy. Bizarro World is a laid-back community space for being creative. I will be there doing my thing, for art's sake. And I encourage you all to come on out and get creative right alongside me. Let's raise it up, people! Creative consciousness. Good vibrations. See you at the Gathering. BE SAFE. And most of all...Much. Clown. LOVE! Thank you for reading. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Punk Rock Juggalo flava. Over and out.